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Friday, June 13, 2008

Things that go UP, and things that go DOWN when J tavels.

HAPPY Friday the 13th! If you're a superstitious one, you might enjoy this post. Turns out that while I was away, a LOT of horrible stuff happened, yet when I came back the world was happier! haha ... check it out for yourself ;)

This is what happens when J goes away:
  • The stock market goes dooooooown, down, down.
  • Floods carry away homes in the midwest :(
  • And an elderly man gets hit by car, causing rage across the entire country!
And this is what happens when J comes back:
  • There's piles of gifts and money on our tables. Sexy!
  • A doorman wins $5 million scratch off lottery, and keeps job :)
  • Obama wins the Democratic nominee! (sure this happened while away, but im counting it here. he he)
Is the world telling me somthing? haha ... we'll never know!

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4 Comments:

Blogger Carrie said...

But if today is Friday the 13th, doesn't that mean something horrible will happen TODAY? (Cue scary music)

June 13, 2008 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Megan said...

I'd say that today's power debacle in DC counts as the Friday the 13th problem. Conveniently (or inconveniently), I'm teleworking today. Didn't get trapped without power, but all my coworkers went home, and I'm still teleworking. Alas.

Welcome back! You missed the crazy heat here. Perfect timing.

June 13, 2008 1:16 PM  
Blogger J. Savings said...

Oh man, yeah i was literally JUST watching that on the tv! That's totally all Friday the 13th ;)

But i bet there will be some positive stuff to make up for it...gotta be even-steven!

I am also at home, but not working...i'm "still on my honeymoon". or so i say ;)

June 13, 2008 1:43 PM  
Blogger Amphritrite said...

You really miss J, don't you!! Awwwwwwwwww.

June 13, 2008 1:59 PM  

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