If you’ve ever wondered how much you were worth as a person (not how much you have, or how much your net worth is, but how much you – as a human being – are worth), I found the perfect site for you :)
You answer a handful of questions about your body and your daily life (as well as athletic ability, education level, sense of humor, etc), and then it spits out a number at the end telling you what you’re worth ;) It’s pretty 2nd grade-like, but I’ll admit it cured my boredom for a bit. It’s not every day you get to find out how valuable you are! Haha…
And apparently I’m not the only one checking it out either – it looks like 15.3 MILLION others have too (maybe it was one of those internet memes at some point?). Either way, I of course filled it out and got my magic number in case you ever want to buy me one day ;)
According to their classified algorithms, I am “exactly” worth $1,872,330 – woohoo! And here I thought I was down in the $1,700,000’s this whole time? Haha…
Think you could beat me? Fill out the form and then tell us what your worth down below. Remember that it takes in a lot more than your age and current income (it may or may not ask you how large your penis/breasts are!), so if you excel in certain areas than others, it may just give you a leg up ;) Just don’t try and actually sell yourself on the market one day, okay? Good… Seriously, don’t do it.
Happy Worth Day!
PS: There’s two spots in the form that try and get you to take their other tests too to continue. If you have the extra time, go for it, but if you wanna just get to the end and find out your number quicker, take a guess on those two particular questions. I took their “IQ Test” and got a 103, but I guessed on the “Am I Dumb” one and just selected “1-10” and have no idea if that’s even good or not ;)