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How Much Are You REALLY Worth? ;)

by J. Money on Tuesday, July 10, 2012

how much are you worth

If you’ve ever wondered how much you were worth as a person (not how much you have, or how much your net worth is, but how much you – as a human being – are worth), I found the perfect site for you :)

HumanForSale.com

You answer a handful of questions about your body and your daily life (as well as athletic ability, education level, sense of humor, etc), and then it spits out a number at the end telling you what you’re worth ;)  It’s pretty 2nd grade-like, but I’ll admit it cured my boredom for a bit.  It’s not every day you get to find out how valuable you are! Haha…

And apparently I’m not the only one checking it out either – it looks like 15.3 MILLION others have too (maybe it was one of those internet memes at some point?).  Either way, I of course filled it out and got my magic number in case you ever want to buy me one day ;)

According to their classified algorithms, I am “exactly” worth $1,872,330 – woohoo! And here I thought I was down in the $1,700,000′s this whole time? Haha…

Think you could beat me?  Fill out the form and then tell us what your worth down below. Remember that it takes in a lot more than your age and current income (it may or may not ask you how large your penis/breasts are!), so if you excel in certain areas than others, it may just give you a leg up ;) Just don’t try and actually sell yourself on the market one day, okay? Good… Seriously, don’t do it.

Happy Worth Day!

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PS: There’s two spots in the form that try and get you to take their other tests too to continue. If you have the extra time, go for it, but if you wanna just get to the end and find out your number quicker, take a guess on those two particular questions. I took their “IQ Test” and got a 103, but I guessed on the “Am I Dumb” one and just selected “1-10″ and have no idea if that’s even good or not ;)


{ 32 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Call Me What You Want Even Cheap July 10, 2012 at 7:20 am

I am sure some people have already thought to sell themselves on the market, especially if they’re worth as much as you! Way to go millionaire!

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2 Elle July 10, 2012 at 7:57 am

LOL, what a fun survey. You got me J – my number is $1,754,860. I think the alcohol question got me. I like a glass of wine with dinner :)

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3 Chris July 10, 2012 at 8:02 am

Didn’t really understand the “I-Am-Dumb” question either. I took the test and I got like 87% or something but that was available so I chose 10-15. I am worth $2,347,804! I looked at the breakdown below, and I got a whopping $304,000 for my GPA in high school but only $25k for having a bachelor’s degree. That killed about 30 minutes of my morning!

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4 Jennifer Lynn July 10, 2012 at 9:07 am

Time to cart myself away — I am worth $2.59 million! ;-) Thanks for the laugh over coffee, J.

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5 Brian July 10, 2012 at 9:22 am

2.74 Million… And here I thought getting 10,000 for a kidney was good. Guess I should charge at least 11,000 for one now :P

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6 J. Money July 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

Woahhhh, they break down the different aspects of worth?? I didn’t catch that! Y’all are killing me though, jeez – looks like I have to step up my game ;)

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7 Bobby July 10, 2012 at 11:20 am

You are worth exactly $2,920,510

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8 becca July 10, 2012 at 11:27 am

2.14 million. But I am not very dumb (a higher score on the test is good; they give you both % and # correct; I missed two questions- now I’ll wonder what they were).
Like Chris, I’d really like to know why I got so much more for my high school gpa (which I fibbed- I used my college one) than my grad degree.

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9 Bryan July 10, 2012 at 11:36 am

I got $2,612,516, and the IQ test gave me 143. I put 1-10 in the dumb test answer, too.

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10 Karla July 10, 2012 at 11:40 am

You are worth exactly $2,201,986

Woot :)

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11 Nick W July 10, 2012 at 11:41 am

You are worth exactly $3,178,318 – say word! Puts me in the top 20 males for the day. I’ll take it! Checks can be made out to me directly, thanks.

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12 LB July 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

ROFLMAO $2,245,018. I am now a full-time student, with no job (didn’t count my husband’s income), female (boo females score lower), couldn’t remember my SAT score, but I scored $2,245,018. HAHAHAHA! I wonder what I would be worth when I graduate and make real money!!?

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13 Julia July 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm

2.26 million. J Money, they have expandable sections after the facebook crap that breaks down how they factor things in. (Also it says women start with $135,000 and men with $200,000. not cool!)

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14 Bridget July 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm

I got bored halfway through the survey so probably not much

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15 Kaye July 10, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I was feeling pretty good about my $1.63 million until I read the other comments here. I’m just going to pretend that those who scored lower than me were too intimidated to post their results. That should make me feel better about myself.

Obviously I need to lose weight. That and be a man. Men start out $65K ahead?! sigh…. =)

Thanks for the fun this morning!

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16 Jen July 10, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Very, very odd, but I got: You are worth exactly $1,515,918. I’ll take that!!

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17 Melissa July 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I was at $2.6 million.

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18 Leslie July 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm

I got $2,321,970, not too shabby.

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19 Dion July 10, 2012 at 5:29 pm

I was worth $3.28 million. Although, being an African American I’m a little sensitive to knowing how much I’m “worth.” LOL.

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20 Paula @ Afford Anything July 10, 2012 at 5:51 pm

$2.1 million :-)

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21 Lance @ Money Life and More July 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm

I’m worth 40,000 less than J$ but I’m OK with that :)

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22 J. Money July 10, 2012 at 7:59 pm

@becca – Yeah, that is weird. Good thing it’s not scientific!
@Nick W – Nice Win! I hope it helps you sleep better tonight ;)
@LB – Well that’s strange… I guess you had larger “other” assets? ;)
@Kaye – Yeah, booooo to that for sure.
@Dion – D’oh!

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23 Cassie July 10, 2012 at 9:10 pm

2.55 million, but I had to guesstimate what I would have gotten as an SAT score, and input a random postal code because I’m not American :s

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24 DB July 11, 2012 at 2:35 am

I am worth $2,208,646. Guess my wife is worth more than me but I already knew that lol ;)

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25 Rosie July 11, 2012 at 9:18 am

YAY! I’m apparently worth $2,047,056 … not as much as some, but more than I would’ve though.

As an aside, I did the IQ and dumb tests, and got 133 and 95th percentile, respectively.

I’ll take it.

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26 LB July 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm

J. Money you crack me up!

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27 Ginger July 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I am worth $1,898,220, lol.

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28 Kate Kashman July 12, 2012 at 5:43 am

Hmmm…I got 2.1 Million. Lost a chunk for weight but gained more for bra size, which seems a little contorted since often the two are related. More surprised that I earned a bunch for my dismal HS gpa but only the $25,000 for the bachelors degree. That can’t be right!

Hope you are having fun with the baby!

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29 J. Money July 23, 2012 at 5:50 pm

@Cassie – Haha… well I guess you guessed right! ;)
@DB – HAH! Both of you CRUSHED my worth ;)
@Rosie – Nice work! You must have had a lot of time on your hands :)
@LB – *takes a bow*
@Ginger – Our next lunch is on you ;)
@Kate Kashman – Haha… yup, baby time is great! Just getting into the swing of things now and checking email/comments/etc :) Hopefully I can still get my work done in the future – that guy is so cute! (Pics coming soon)

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30 Linda August 2, 2012 at 4:37 am

Wow, this is fun sounds fun. I got $1,456,080. I understand now why the site came to have a lot of visitors. I will give it another go, may be I will get a higher score.hehe.

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31 Zach @ The True Generalist March 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm

I’m on the higher echelon of this crowd at $2,204,758. Although do you think anyone would really pay that amount if they REALLY could have a lifetime slave?

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32 J. Money March 29, 2013 at 8:04 pm

not anyone I know :)

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