BUDGETVILLE, Va. (AP) –– It was a cold, wintery day outside the perinatologist yesterday, but for the Money family it couldn’t have been sunnier. With a few squirts of jelly and rubbing of a wand, the sonogram had painted a perfect discovery:
IT’S GOING TO BE A BOY!!!
And no sooner did the twig and respective berries show up, than did waves of happiness and smiles across the Moneys’ faces. True, they were kind of hoping to even the sides a bit with a female addition to the family, but one cannot ask for anything more than a perfectly healthy little angel.
Said Jay, upon receiving the news:
“A boy! Awesome! Now Lil’ Money will have a playmate to wrestle around! Time to get those little footballs ready, my Redskins need all the help they can get…”
To which Mrs. Money replied,
“Football? Really?” (rolls eyes) “I’m just so glad he’s healthy and coming along nicely. I think I can feel him wiggle now!”
And with that, the Moneys
sped off in their dope-ass cadillac safely left the building in their economical Toyota, and hit the nearest Panera Bread to celebrate.
They look forward to sharing future updates as their boy continues to grow, and are now accepting bids to publish his first pictures.
For more information on the picture rights, contact J. Money @ 555-CHA-CHING
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Associated Press writer Budget McBudgetson contributed to this report.
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