And if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, take the day off anyways! Aren’t you feeling sick or something?

Do’s today: Eat a lot. Drink a lot (beer, milk, whatever). Sleep a lot. Hang out with your family a lot. Play & watch football a lot!

Don’ts today: Watch hours of tv (unless it’s football). Stay hidden from all friends and family. Play around on the internet all day long – like you’re doing right now ;)