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I, J. Money, only claim the thoughts from my head. I am NOT a professional finance'er, banker, CPA, or anything of that sort. Please seek a professional for any "real" advice. For more info, please check out my disclosure page. That is all - enjoy!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Things that go UP, and things that go DOWN when J tavels.

HAPPY Friday the 13th! If you're a superstitious one, you might enjoy this post. Turns out that while I was away, a LOT of horrible stuff happened, yet when I came back the world was happier! haha ... check it out for yourself ;)

This is what happens when J goes away:
  • The stock market goes dooooooown, down, down.
  • Floods carry away homes in the midwest :(
  • And an elderly man gets hit by car, causing rage across the entire country!
And this is what happens when J comes back:
  • There's piles of gifts and money on our tables. Sexy!
  • A doorman wins $5 million scratch off lottery, and keeps job :)
  • Obama wins the Democratic nominee! (sure this happened while away, but im counting it here. he he)
Is the world telling me somthing? haha ... we'll never know!

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