Happy "Thanks for the day off Obama!" Inauguration day :)

by J. Money - Published January 20, 2009

Happy Obama Day!Can’t wait to see what else you have up your sleeves good sir! (Perhaps world peace?) Here are a few tips for those witnessing history in person:

Do’s today: Stay warm & use a lot of body heat – ow ow!. Drink lots of fluids. Be alert. HAVE FUN!

Don’ts today: Try and get Obama’s autograph. Say any stupid terrorism words (like “terrorism”). Drive within a 50 mile radius of the city. Wait to hear the word “nuculer“.

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