A Thanksgiving Day Poem

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By J. Money - Last updated Friday, November 22, 2013.

I tried to come up with my own, but after reading this one I knew it wouldn’t compare ;)

Thanksgiving 8000 Calorie Poem

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

– Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Life is good!!

J. Money

Jay loves talking about money, collecting coins, blasting hip-hop, and hanging out with his three beautiful boys. You can check out all of his online projects at jmoney.biz. Thanks for reading the blog!

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Brian says:

Thursday, November 28, 2013 at 9:28 am

Happy Thanksgiving J and family!

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Michelle @fitisthenewpoor says:

Thursday, November 28, 2013 at 10:52 am

A happy Thanksgiving to you too! Hilarious poem!

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Kevin H says:

Thursday, November 28, 2013 at 12:35 pm

Happy November 28th from your neighbours in Canada!

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Alicia says:

Thursday, November 28, 2013 at 4:46 pm

I wish I got turkey today (us Canadians had Thanksgiving 1.5 months ago) – only another month to Christmas!

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J. Money says:

Sunday, December 1, 2013 at 7:53 pm

Hope y’all had a good one :) Even all you Canadians who beat us to the turkey!

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